I have always been told that I am too vague

On paper. How do I find in these words

A way to

Describe how I filmed all my memories on a flip phone from 2002.

Describe how the tape worm has gotten bored of the slush in my stomach and is digging its teeth into my brain. Describe how nails on a chalkboard sounds like the ocean.

Describe how narwhals swim across my torso and try to poke free through my thin skin.

Describe how all the people I know wear sparkly shoes and say I’m not cool enough to know where they got them. Describe how my legs walked off without me to join the circus.

Describe how the tiny angel and devil that used to live on my shoulder got married and moved to Pluto.

Describe how I sleep with a brick in my fist.

Describe how I walk around with ten elephants balanced on the crown of my head for attention.

Describe how I live in a cave and have hamsters deliver my love letters.

Describe how my mother thinks I am the dark side of the moon.

Describe how I’m playing freeze tag with a ghost and the ghost is winning.

Describe how my bed is a treadmill falling off the Grand Canyon.

Describe how I woke up one morning with one eye red and one eye blue.

Describe how electricity whispers to me when no one is watching.

Describe how my eardrums play the Cupid Shuffle when I smell freshly baked bread.

Describe how I time travelled from 2011.

Describe how clouds make funny faces at me behind my back.

Describe how my grandma told me to never rub my eyes even when they itch.

Describe how I have oven mitts on and I’m trying to defuse a bomb.

Describe how my skin turns blue whenever I’m in the shower.

Describe how something keeps stealing the pies I’m cooling on my windowsill.

Describe how everything I remember is stored in a rage room full of people who owe me $18.23.

Describe how I yearn to grab my eyeballs and touch them to everything in existence.

Describe how I turn into a plush unicorn in a claw machine every time someone says my name.

Describe how my own blood turned into rocks and clogged my bloodstream.

Describe how there is a single unpopped kernel bouncing around my skull.

Describe how I turn to the invisible sitcom camera every time I’m flabbergasted.

Describe how vaulted ceilings feel like being pressed between the pages of a phone book.

Describe how I wear a bear suit everywhere I go and scream “oogly boogly”.

Describe how my fingertips have grooves that refuse to play the sweet sound of music when touched with a needle. Describe how I’m wrapped in Saran Wrap and rolling down a highway at 400mph.

Describe how I feel without knowing the answer.